A snippet from our dinner conversation at IHOP last night.
Ryan: Ella, when we're at restaurants, we don't sit under the table and eat bacon.
Me: Bet you never thought you'd say that before you had kids.
Ryan: Are you going to blog about it?
Ella, emerging from under the table: Mommy, if you blog about this, I'm going to spill grape juice all over you.
I guess I'm taking my chances. If you see me with a mysterious purple stain, you'll know what happened.